Imagine Kitty Magazine
A
lright, now, this is the first edition
of Instant Kitten Magazine. Or is it International karma? I can never remember after my morning cocktail. The point is, you're here. Aren't you? And the purpose of this website isn't to fill your life with more useless junk! You'll find no message boards here. That's because we believe the filtered, edited opinion is the only one worth reading. Anyone who disagrees can take their beef to the Crybaby Message Forum, you hear me?

This is an area where we discuss all things pop and how the world is affected by it, for better and/or for worse (most likely worse). Contributions are more than welcome in e-mail form. Please don't expect us to actually read anything, though! We have enough writers on our staff, including: Monica However, former editor of TACO STYLE, a well-known fashion rag in the Southwest; Adam Schwitz (pronounced shiv-its, please get this right), infamous photo-journalist from the days of Electric Company Magazine; and last/least, Jonn Hamlinton, poet/scholar (Clarion?) who single-handedly ran the Facts of Life Fun Site from 1994 - 1995. This is a place for us to discuss the sometimes beautiful, sometimes bizarre, always complex complexities of our media-saturated culture. Also, it is a place for Mr. Kitty Himself to make appearances, and make fun of the following:


Sit back and consume!! Suckers!!

OOPS. I meant readers. Where'd that shot glass go...

Editor at Large, ASTRO4004

Our featured articles this month are a short about the abominable Carol Channing and an exposé on the evils of Chinese to English translation.

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