Beware! It seems to alive! All you folk out there will squeal...unless you are women folk in which case you will instead scream. But when all the squealing and screaming wane and you realise that IT.S SO REAL! (notice the punctuation) you will exclaim LAUGH! LAUGH! Below is a scan of the actual spider that was stapled to the card.

Oh, no! FRIGHTEN! Oh, wait...IT.S SO REAL! LAUGH! LAUGH!

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