This is a supposedly fun goo-type toy (like the old green "Slime" that came in a little garbage can.)

In case it is hard to read from the picture, I will transcribe the advertisement for the toy below.

Fruits smell?!? What do the Chinese have against fruit? FRIGHTEN!

Now after reading that...how can you be sure that "Safe, Clean, Non-toxic" wasn't written instead of "WARNING: Nuclear Reactor fuel...do not hold near genitals!"

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