The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns: 2005 MOTYs

Voting for The MOTYs begins today, January 4 and will end on January 11; results posted January 13th.

Get your votes in!

One vote per person so make it count.

Your choices for Moron of the Year 2005 are:

  • Sean Penn
  • Martha Stewart
  • Tara Reid
  • Boy George
  • Michelle Kosinski
  • Madonna
  • Cindy Sheehan
  • Ashlee Simspon
  • Mary Mapes
  • OJ Simpson
  • Pamela Anderson
  • Anna Nicole Smith
  • Saddam Hussein
  • Michael Jackson
  • Janeane Garofalo

Oh, gracious! I’d love to pick them all. This is going to be really hard. Anna Nicole Smith is clearly the most vacuous and Saddam Hussein is more of a douchebag. Sean Penn’s rescue attempt (with photographer in tow) may just give him my vote. If Nancy Pelosi were on the list she would have my vote no matter who else was on the list. If you want someone that “just doesn’t get it” it is Nancy Pelosi. I’m so glad I live far, far away from anything that she presides over.